DON JUAN

Don Juan was a happy-go-lucky fellow who had not a care in the world. His parents were affluent and they sent him to a prestigious college. Nevertheless, he was very backward in his studies, frequently going after girls. Owing to this weakness, though he managed to scrape through the G.C.E. (O./L.), he was a thorough failure at the Advance Level Examination. 

The following song Don Juan often sang though his parents have forbidden him to do so:-

l touched my girl on her toe, Glory Aleluia. 

She said, ”My lad, you are far too low," Glory Aleluia. 

l touched my girl on her knee, Glory Aleluia. 

She said, "My lad, you are far too free," Glory Aleluia. 

I touched my girl on her thigh, Glory Aleluia. 

She said, "My lad, you are drawing nigh,” Glory Aleluia. 

The following joke titled, "The Geography of women," Don Juan knew by heart and he used to crack it among his friends, particularly at parties.” 

From 17 to 25 women are like Africa, part virgin and part explored. 

From 25 to 35 they are like the United States, high forest and temperate. 

From 35 to 45 hey are like Asia, dark and mysterious. 

From 45 to 55 they are like Europe, devastated but interesting in places. 

From 55 on wards they are like Australia; every one knows ‘ where it is, but few people go there. 

There was a funny story about Don Juan involving a film star, who used to pass his house on her way to work and whose ' first name Therese was the only one known to him. He tried to speak to her several times, but she utterly ignored him. One day he ran to her and told her, "l-l-love you, Miss Therese. Can l have a date to go out with you ?" 

“There is a more beautiful girl coming behind me. Go and speak to her," replied Therese. 

Don Juan then reversed his steps to find the other girl to be a plain one. Walking fast he came back to the film star and the following conversation took places-

Don Juan : You are a damn liar. That girl is an ”ugly duckling l" 

Therese   : If. as you say, you love me, why did you go away to speak to the other girl? You yourself are a liar,              

Don-Juan : You know a man's heart is large enough to love two women. 

Therese   : Go to hell. You’leave me alone, please.